Fill in the Blank: Sports Edition

Theo Epstein's new job lands him on my list

One of my favorite websites these days is Dear Blank, Please Blank. Some of the entries are poignant, thoughtful, or weird, but most are giggle-worthy HI-LAR-IOUS.

And since I'm also giggle-worthy HI-LAR-IOUS (or at least I try to be), I thought I'd give my own sports-themed twist on the concept.

So....here we go.

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                     "Dear Tim Tebow, 

                       

                      Please don't blow it.

                      Sincerely, You've got to be better than Kyle Orton, right?"

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                     "Dear Detroit Lions,

                      Remember when you really sucked for the last decade?

                      Sincerely,  We do too"

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                     " Dear Cardinals,

                        Do you think you can get Nelly and the St. Lunatics

                         to perform Batter Up at one of your playoff games?

                        Sincerely, I totally still have that on my IPOD"

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                     " Dear NCAA,

                        Hasn't Tim Abromaitis played at Notre Dame for 10 years now?

                        Sincerely,

                        Remind me again why you're suspending him for something that

                        happened when he was a sophomore"

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                   " Dear Conference Re-Alignments,

                      Will the Big 10 and the Big 12 just swap names?

                      Sincerely, I have no idea how many teams are actually in each

                      conference now"

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                  " Dear LeBron,

                    You can't even win an NBA championship.

                    Sincerely, Please don't attempt to play in the NFL"

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                 " Dear Theo Epstein,

                   I'm single. Call me.

                   Sincerely, Very impressed you're pulling in $3 million at

                   your new gig with the Cubs"

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                 " Dear NBA,

                   Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

                   Sincerely, Just get the deal done already"

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                " Dear Joe Paterno,

                   So where exactly IS the Fountain of Youth located?

                   Sincerely, Congrats on your 140th year as a head coach"

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                  " Dear Stephen Garcia,
                   
                     I guess they really meant  the "no alcohol and drugs" thing, huh?

                    Sincerely, What did you think would happen when your results

                    came back?

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                 " Dear TCU,

                   Best of luck to you in the Big Whatever.

                   Sincerely, I hope you never win a game because I tend to
                   hold a grudge"

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                " Dear Grantland,

                  Can I have a job?

                  Sincerely, But seriously.... can I?"

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If you have any submissions, please feel free to send them to me! I'll try to include them in future posts.
Have a great weekend ya'll!

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